What should i do about my pet lizard and lizardsexuallity?

Posted by The Pets One in ReptilesNov 7th, 2009 | 4 responses

chocalatesizetank asked:


yesterday me and my pet lizard “paul” were liying on the couch at my house
one thing lead to another and my lizard crawled up my ass
im afraid to tell my mom so i told her that paul went on vacation
but i cant stall for much longer cuz i **** orange fesies
do you think i could get pregnent though?
please help!!!



4 Responses to “What should i do about my pet lizard and lizardsexuallity?”

  1. jenna21phantom says:
    11/10/2009 at 3:42 am

    You are going to get pregnant and sh*t out a T-rex bebe.

  2. knowitall24 says:
    11/11/2009 at 3:00 pm

    Wow……
    1. What were you doing lying on your couch with that exposed with a lizard?!
    2. Is he still up there?!
    3. That’s just wrong.
    I really don’t know what to do…….you really have to tell someone though because he can’t stay up there!

  3. Drake says:
    11/15/2009 at 1:39 am

    Is this a joke? If it is, I’m reporting it.

  4. Heidrun H says:
    11/15/2009 at 4:51 pm

    omg go tell your mama you bad girl

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